This piece of shit. Actually. Exists. He seriously fucking exists. God help me, this kid fucking exists.
Type in "foxmcloudds" over at youtube when you get the opportunity... go ahead, just do it. I can wait. I just want you to take a few hours to watch that so that it makes sense when you read what I have to say when you get back.
*twiddles thumbs*
...done yet? I knew you couldn't handle more than fifteen seconds of that crap. Don't feel bad, neither could I.
So, I'm not going to spend any time picking apart shit from his videos and then make a trollgument go on here. We're here to point out the stupidity of the gaming world, not start nerd fights over the internet. Well, I suppose it's not much different. But yeah...
I just want to start off with "Actually.... Act-tual-ly..."
The general response to this kid Kris Fox is that from the direct competition- the Microsoft and Sony fanboys. I watched a couple response videos where other fat, awkward, and potentially stupid trolls retort in bitter agony over the content of these videos that Fox posts. And as the console wars go on, such things will continue in new, annoying ways. I sure as hell can't change that. But what I will take part in, is the direct and methodical bullying of a completely pathetic group of shitfaces, right here at The Herp.
Honestly, it doesn't bother me one bit that Fox says what he says. I probably would agree with the kid if all I thought was relevant to gaming was what recycled franchise Nintendo had to put out next. Hell, I'd be the biggest Foxmcloudds fanboy there ever was that doesn't wear Naruto headbands to school or carries my DS on my backpack straps to show off my cool as hell Hot Topic stickers to all the other tools out there in the Nintendoverse.
But again, this post is about the kid himself, not the content of his intent. Trust me, I'd feel a fool if I were to rant about how much I love my Xbox experience, or how dusty my Wii got before I sold it. If you are looking for a response to what his videos entail, then... uhh... goodbye.
If you think this kid is fun and exciting and interesting from watching his videos, then I have some awesome news for you: He's none of the above.
I personally have never met anyone more awkward in my life. Ever. I usually adore awkwardness; it's a sign that you're aware of other people, while still not so overconfident that you'd step over your own mother to shake hands with someone you just met. But not this time; this is the kind of awkward that makes your stomach do somersaults and makes you want to puke. This is the kind of awkward that's like Alan Rickman telling you that he just kicked your dog in the face with his voice.
Now I'm not just walking into the subject of this clown because it's a random thought. Turns out I've been hating on his shit ever since he started doing this, and unknowingly, I've been a stone's throw away from being able to deck the kid in the mouth in person... THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
I don't just flame people for no reason. It usually takes a couple things before I try to make you feel uncomfortable around me in the first place. Fox reached Defcon 5 in less than one day. Had I known that it was actually HIM that I was dealing with in the first place, I probably could have avoided having to deal with this troll in such a manner.
So I took the time to watch his rather classy Scribblenauts opening video. And this is probably the only one that I have taken to heart, just because, to an extent, it does involve me.
And by the way, watching people open up new games on video with a pair of scissors is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
Prior to this video being made, I want you all to know that Fox purchased this game. Twice. You read that right: twice. We're not talking about buying two copies of the same game just so you can have one you play, and one you can hang on your wall to jerk off to because you can sell it on Amazon as a Mint in Plastic collectible. We're talking about, "I bought it from an unknowing jackass at GameCrazy, then returned it the next day to fuck up his/her numbers."
I was told that such an event was not uncommon, as this shit has done this more than once before. Do you know why he does this?
Because that piece of shit takes in the Pre-Order gifts so that he can compare them between what GameCrazy gives and what Gamestop gives. And the other cockface in the background says something rather sly about which is the better gift between the two.
Yes again, your eyes aren't fucked up. Fox here buys the game from GameCrazy (if the opportunity arises for the ever elusive SharkTroll to cash in on), then he returns it the next day. And wouldn't 'ya know, he gloats about why he does it: "Oh, I just bought it from my store so that I could get the discount."
Yeah, grats on being a smartass. A fine day it'll be when that little piece of crap Sribble-Dictionary catches fire in your treehouse looking bedroom and kills you and your twelve year old girlfriend.
You see, it's not entirely what he posts that's put me into a nerd-rage, it's the fact that he actually is as socially awkward, socially oblivious, and possibly more disgusting to look at than Alan Rickman is as I had previously thought him to be before I even met Fox. I guess I'm just... baffled, that he even had the confidence to talk to a camera for an audience to view him express himself like he does in these videos. I promise you, if you've ever met him at Gamestop, or perhaps see him anywhere in St. Cloud as I, and apparently many other associates of mine have, you would know that this turd is most likely the proudest troll to have ever typed on the internet. But like every troll, there is a master above him...
